Iím really tired of the dating scene so I thought Iíd try something new.
I just signed up for the personals on Yahoo. Iíve tried to meet a few people and I havenít
gotten a single reply.
Iíve gotten to the point where Iím just contacting anything to see if Iíll
get a response, you know? Sort of like the six-drink theory in a bar,
without the hangover. One of the tips from Yahoo was to comment on
what they are wearing so my last response went something like this:
I liked your profile. Itís always nice to see someone who looks like
they donít care anymore. That shows courage. You donít look like youíre
trying to impress anyone. You seem to be comfortable just being yourself.
So what did they do to your photo? Your face looks all blotchy. Are you
having a break out? If itís not the photo, then might I suggest not
wearing that stylish blouse when youíre having your period, becauseóI
mean Iím not a fashion guruóbut stripes just donít go with polka dots.
Otherwise, magenta looks so good on you, seems to really bring out
your eyes, but whatís with the special shoes? What are you a gimp?
Not that thereís anything wrong with that. The girls I dated before
always embarrassed me when they drank too much, staggering to the
car and all. At least youíll have an excuse, right? Besides Iím all
about the Special Olympics. So this is for you: Roses are Red, Violets
are Blue, when youíre in my car, I park in the blue zone too!
Anyway, Iím signed up for this thing for six months, so Iíll be here a while.
Hope to hear from you soon!